We love answering questions about Lanzarote from people planning to visit the island. Every now and then, we’re asked some quite funny ones, and we can’t resist the occasional, slightly sarcastic answer.
We’ve saved a few up for you over the last year:
Can you tell me what the weather will be like from 13th to 20th March 2016?
That far ahead, the only thing we can rule out is snow!
OMG! I didn’t know it snowed there. Will we get rain?
How big is a Renault Clio in Lanzarote?
The same size as the ones there.
No, I mean how big is the boot?
I just Google’d it for you – 300 litres.
So will three suitcases fit in it?
Depends how big the suitcases are.
I’ll get the measurements for you.
Please don’t…..
Can you buy baby milk and nappies there?
Yes. We have babies here too.
Could there be an eruption while we’re there?
We haven’t had one since 1824.
So you’re probably due another one then?
How far is it from Puerto del Carmen to Arrecife?
About 20 KM.
No, I mean how long does it take?
Depends how you’re travelling?
There will be 3 of us.